If you have to ask if it's too early to drink wine, you're an amateur and we can't be friends

If happiness is a drug, I want to be your dealer

If you think you'll regret something in the morning, you should just sleep late

If life gives you lemons, you have to make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given him vodka and make a party.

Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver, Heartbreak makes you wiser. And vodka makes you not remember any of that crap.

I was dancing with the devil. I was singing dirty songs, pulling whiskey from the bottle till the early break of dawn.

Yes, happiness is grown on trees

The moment when you stop everything you're doing, laugh and say ' Damn, I'm blown '.

Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.

Alcohol is not the answer.. It just makes you forget the question!

Don't drink and drive ... Smoke weed and FLY !!! --==='

Your love is my drug. When I have to live without that. I have to live without you. And I can't. (L)

-naam' Life is better drunk. Get drunk.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE,SMOKE AND FLY

Life is shit and then you die, so fack this world and let's get high!

Ain't no party like an acholic party!

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